Bad Birthdays: The Truth Behind Your Crappy Sun Sign by Sarah Christensen Fu

Author:Sarah Christensen Fu [Fu, Sarah Christensen]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: BODY; MIND & SPIRIT, Astrology, Horoscopes, General
ISBN: 9781612833323
Google: 8m4XAwAAQBAJ
Publisher: Hampton Roads Publishing
Published: 2014-03-13T00:00:00+00:00

LOUSY LIBRA

SEPTEMBER 23 TO OCTOBER 23

How do you confuse a Libra? Don’t worry about it, they’re already confused. The astrological symbol for Libra is the scales, tipping back and forth, back and forth, constantly weighing every decision, analyzing the ups and downs, twisting all the choices around and around and around until… enough already! Just make a decision, Libra. C’mon.

Another thing about Libras: they’re bandwagon-jumpers. If you’re a Libra and reading this, look down. You have those shoes that you read about online, right? And those new pants that are all the rage. You’re probably looking pretty spiffy down to your toenail polish, jewelry, hair products, moisturizer, or cologne. Congratulations, trendster. Looking good.

Oh, and for sure your Libra friend liked that band before it was cool (they actually probably did, as infuriating as that is). But don’t call them out on being trendy, because Libras really, really want you to like them, and they worry a lot about what everybody else thinks.

Psst. Here’s what everyone else thinks: Libras are a little bit pretentious. They would argue you to the death that the difference between teal and aquamarine is vitally important for anyone who claims to know their colors, but for the record, not many others really give a damn about subtle nuance the way that a Libran does. They’re the same way about issues of injustice, of right or wrong, or the atrocity of white pants after Labor Day—and like to discuss these issues ad nauseum.

Other astrological signs are definitely jealous of a Libra’s effortless ability to put together an outfit, or a dinner party, or whatever it is they’re working on at any given moment, because they always nail it. Libras have a elegance, style, and social grace, and the party doesn’t really start until they arrive. But don’t tell them that. Seriously. They’ll get all proud of themselves and you’ll never hear the end of it.

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